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20250125

Girls of the Night (1961)
A movie that is…
pro sex work? From the sixties?
That’s pretty cool yo!

20250101
TAMPOPO (1985)
Tampopo again!
I love this movie so much!
Mmm that’s some good soup!

20250101

THE FACE OF ANOTHER (1966)
Movie? Very cool!
The Poster? Even cooler!
Not a bad first film.

20241212
ey yo! you know what?
fuck financial management…
class hurts my BRAIN yo

20241212
Question of the day:
Keanu Reeves’ WOW! or
Owen Wilson’s WOW!

20241212
So sleep am I right?
Who actually needs it?
Mortals… that is who.

20230321
Joke with no punchline:
A Giraffe and a Hippo
walk into a bar…

20230320
Liquor from best to worst:
Vodka, Gin, Brandy, Scotch, Rum…
Dead Last: Tequila.

20230319
Cocktail opinion:
Pina Coladas are bad
Only youths like them…

20230318
Who needs therapy
when you can just write Haikus
You feel better yet?

20230317
You like Rupi Kaur?
Wow here’s a gold star you champ!
You’re truly unique…

20230316
I like my coffee…
The same way I like my pens…
Blue with Half & Half

20230315
Have a hot shower
Take a spoonful of honey
Go take a short nap.

20230314
Which would you rather?
Make a deal with the Devil…
or his weird friend Pete?

20230313
Bone Marrow with Salt.
It’s oddly satisfying.
True debauchery.

20230312
Enjoy Halls Candy?
That’s a sign of something sad:
You’ve aged old man…

20230311
Eating some Fruit Loops…
I could have sworn it was spelled:
F R O O T

20230310
TTC Pigeon
Floor gum isn’t that healthy…
But what do I know?

20230309
Bad Batch, Ted Lasso,
Mandalorian… very soon
the perfect Wednesday

20230308
Mum found wisdom teeth
Can someone please put them back?
I really miss them…

20230307
Still thinking about:
There are Na’Vi sized Oakleys
in Avatar 2…

20230306
Days since my last post:
888
Crazy how time flies.

20230305
Homonyms, Ghosts, Snails,
Sandwiches, Salads, or Soup,
Pies, Hot Water, Pi

20230304
HA! You got Haiku’d
Feel like a silly goose yet?
I don’t doubt you do…

20230303
“What can I expect?”
Not too many positives…
Lots of negatives.

20230302
Ameoba eats brain?
They’re hungry little creatures…
Yummy yummy brain…

20230301
the kumon logo
is just an unhappy child’s
face… think about it

20230228
the mandalorian
is back tomorrow morning
probably won’t sleep

20230227
these past few haikus
have been weirdly very dark
i’m fine though… I think…

20230226
i can’t decide which
fast food i want for dinner…
first world problems eh?

20230225
Alone with my thoughts:
Is my life sad or absurd?
A slight mix of both

20230224
I often forget
my dread for social media
Shallow connection.

20230223
Heartbeat slowing down
Extremities are freezing
Will this be the end?

20230222
A couple of eggs
Pineapple and sangria
A real nice breakfast

20230221
mY BoNeS AnD MuScLeS,
sUfFoCaTiNg uNdEr sKiN
In sEaRcH Of: FlAyEr

20230220
The right should stop with
The persecution fetish
Chill the fuck out please

20230219
Alone with my thoughts:
Tic…Toc… Tic… Toc… Tic… Toc… Tic…
Time is running out

20230218
Some Applebee’s thoughts
What the fuck are riblets?
Ribs in sauce? Hmmm weird

20230216
The Ideal Pizza:
Jalapeño, Pineapple,
and some Olives.

20230215
alone with my thoughts…
should i listen and heed to
the call of the void?

20230214
I very often
want to bang my head against
a wall ’til knocked out…

20230213
HEY HEY HEY, I’m Back!
Did you miss me? I doubt it…
I know I missed you.

20230208
Why do ghosts exist?
They exist just to give you
some anxiety…

20230203
Puss in Boot’s Last Wish:
Wholesome Story, Good Villain,
Strangely Violent.

20230202
Communicating:
It is often hard to do…
*insert gibberish*

20230201
Know what keeps me up?
What stops me from sleeping well?
Four espresso shots…

20230131
Will The Simpsons end?
Probably not until Matt
Groening stops breathing…

20230126
Off to the dentist
Much like Wu Tang I expect
them to bring the pain

20230125
Here’s an idea:
Bubble Tea Dispensary
with infused milk teas

20230124
I’m once again bored…
So I’m making a list of
my friends allergies.

20230123
Your date tells you that
they are a fare inspector…
Are they getting laid?

20230122
Hey there future me
At the moment… you are high
Ha sucks to be you

20230121
Add Extra Rare Beef?
Turns out it was just more beef
and not still alive…

20230120
Photoshoot today!
Y’all know what that means eh?!
Lets party BB!

20230119
Light my cigarette?
My lighter has no fluid…
I need just a spark…

20230118
I almost stole shoes.
Thought they were my Blundstones.
Turns out… They were not.

20230117
O.K. just because I’m
perpetually online…
Doesn’t mean others are…

20230116
F’ckin’ eh buddy!
The people who surround me
are bad at texting

20230115
Headshots and Portraits
Artistic Photosession
Live Performances

20230114
It was some good soup!
Raw beef cooked in some hot broth…
Good company too!

20230113
It’s Pho day today!
Maybe I’ll have some spring rolls!
I hope it’s Good Soup…

20230112
Give them some sushi…
And they will be mad given
their fish allergy…

20230111
An update for you:
The Hat Man hast visited
he was not friendly…

20230110
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20230109
Beware Benadryl!
Don’t fall asleep dear child for
the hat man cometh

20230108
The Bear is superb
A Chicago sandwich shop
fights for survival

20230107
I was just force fed…
What do you expect from an
Orthodox Christmas 

20230106
FIRST SHOOT OF THE YEAR!
YEEEEET LETS FUCKING GO BUDDY
LETS GET THIS BREAD YO

20230105
Just letting you know:
Charlie Kirk has a small face
And that he’s a bitch 🙂

20230104
ItTsY BiTtSy bUgS
cRaWlInG UnDeR WrInKlEd sKiN
sCrAtChInG IsN’T HeLpInG

20230103
Severance is a
mind bending critique of
9 to 5 work day 

20230102
Murder in a grove,
multiple perspectives,
same sordid event

20230101
One, two, three , four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, and ten
I can count to ten

20221231
I’ve sadly become
apathetic to the world
If it burns… It burns

20221230
VeRy eXhAuStEd
BuT ThE SpIdEr kEePs cReEpInG
PlEaSe jUsT LeT Me sLeEp

20221226
Silverware dirty?
Want to make it look pristine?
Just brush with toothpaste!

20221223
Turtleneck and chains
Are cool and all but fuck this
Winter can end now

20221219
Knock knock? Who is there?
This edible is really
hitting me right now

20221218
How’s covid round two?
Not as bad as the first time…
Still not pleasant though…

20221216
I have a headache
My skull might split into two
Some relief soon please

20221213
I just saw a film
Where an innocent ostrich
Gets it’s head cut off

20221212
A quick PSA
Don’t forget that law and order
Is Copaganda

20221210
Why is it called beef?
Because neither are chicken
Ha do you get it?

20221209
Mindlessly walking
through IKEAs labyrinth
& mooching WIFI

20221208
circles, pentagons,
squares, and dodecagons
are all polygons

20221207
Blue IKEA bag
Holding two Japanese masks
On the TTC

20241212
Question of the day:
Keanu Reeves’ WOW! or
Owen Wilson’s WOW!